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I feel an intense stirring inside of me.
I need to figure out how to release it, or I might pop.

Lunaglazer

Rocked the house.

I finally finished the last of my Halloween candy, now it's officially over with.


Kate told me today that I've made a life turn around. That made me really happy.

All my life, I didn't know if Nina Simone was a man or a woman

Today I made a pot of coffee. I haven't done that in probably two years. There were little mugs of coffee for all. This is a test that I probably should have saved for a day when I don't have classes. As of late, coffee hurts my insides quite a lot, as do a lot of my favorite edibles these days. I want explanation for it, because there are so many things I cannot consume anymore and it makes me quite sad.
Here's my depressing list thus far that I am aware of:
-Cheese (GOD NO!)
-Coffee (well, we'll see what happens...)
-Broccoli
-Bananas
-Peanuts (That was the saddest day of my life when I found that one out)
-Milk & most of the time soy milk too
-My own tears, because this list depresses me so much.

So this does not deter me that much, but I live a lot of my life in writhing stomach pain. Rahl, that's why I am stinky sometimes, I'm sorry.

Other developments include:
-The new lofting of my bed and the resulting love-nook underneath. It's sanctity was ruined the other night when Chard and Gemp cuddle-puddled all over us.
-Kate's bitchin' band playing a bitchin' show at Solaris this Saturday.
-Thanksgiving dinner, and all of the other fun fall Mary Foust things that I've never been able to partake in.
-My brother driving my ballin' hand-shaped chair from Winston-Salem this week.
-Frye's 21st birthday and her new hair-man.
-The amount of hyphenated words in this list.

Obey your master. Master.

Yes, I am listening to Metallica. Yes, I am.

So my life is a clusterfuck. Don't know what else to say about that really.
I want to be able to look back on my college years and have no regrets, have no thoughts of, "Man, I wish I would've done that when I had the chance." That's not healthy, and I don't want to think that even once.
So I won't.
Hopefully I will be understood.

Really kind of stupid.

So.
I've lived in this dorm for 2 semesters now and I've always felt pretty secure here.
I found out last night that there is a beer snatcher lurking in these walls. Not just beer, MY beer. Stolen from MY closet.
So it doesn't matter all that much. Whomever stole $7-worth of High Life. What I'm a little peaved about is that someone came into our room and took something from us while we weren't here.

Plus the little shit left the box there with one beer for me. You think you're so smart, you little fuck.
Anyway.
Going to vote tomorrow :)

Technicolor Nixon

He's for sale. He wants to be inside your house.