<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2915698405055479270</id><updated>2012-02-16T16:12:48.528-05:00</updated><category term='ASSHOLE'/><category term='tummy aches'/><category term='regrets'/><category term='beer'/><category term='NIXON'/><category term='metallica'/><title type='text'>The Straight-Talk Express has arrived</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jennington Savagery</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16385531384641979226</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX6MiP4n9I/AAAAAAAAAAk/cxYZJSgt6Ng/S220/chewie.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2915698405055479270.post-4254152648806689798</id><published>2008-12-14T19:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-14T19:23:59.886-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lolz.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style='background-color:#e9e9e9; 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That made me really happy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2915698405055479270-7842340961652098922?l=jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/feeds/7842340961652098922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2915698405055479270&amp;postID=7842340961652098922' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/7842340961652098922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/7842340961652098922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/2008/11/lunaglazer.html' title='Lunaglazer'/><author><name>Jennington Savagery</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16385531384641979226</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX6MiP4n9I/AAAAAAAAAAk/cxYZJSgt6Ng/S220/chewie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2915698405055479270.post-5409511481831560825</id><published>2008-11-18T11:42:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-18T11:53:50.791-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tummy aches'/><title type='text'>All my life, I didn't know if Nina Simone was a man or a woman</title><content type='html'>Today I made a pot of coffee.  I haven't done that in probably two years.  There were little mugs of coffee for all.  This is a test that I probably should have saved for a day when I don't have classes.  As of late, coffee hurts my insides quite a lot, as do a lot of my favorite edibles these days.  I want explanation for it, because there are so many things I cannot consume anymore and it makes me quite sad. &lt;br /&gt;Here's my depressing list thus far that I am aware of:&lt;br /&gt;-Cheese (GOD NO!)&lt;br /&gt;-Coffee (well, we'll see what happens...)&lt;br /&gt;-Broccoli&lt;br /&gt;-Bananas&lt;br /&gt;-Peanuts (That was the saddest day of my life when I found that one out)&lt;br /&gt;-Milk &amp;amp; most of the time soy milk too&lt;br /&gt;-My own tears, because this list depresses me so much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So this does not deter me that much, but I live a lot of my life in writhing stomach pain.  Rahl, that's why I am stinky sometimes, I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other developments include:&lt;br /&gt;-The new lofting of my bed and the resulting love-nook underneath.  It's sanctity was ruined the other night when Chard and Gemp cuddle-puddled all over us.&lt;br /&gt;-Kate's bitchin' band playing a bitchin' show at Solaris this Saturday.&lt;br /&gt;-Thanksgiving dinner, and all of the other fun fall Mary Foust things that I've never been able to partake in.&lt;br /&gt;-My brother driving my ballin' hand-shaped chair from Winston-Salem this week.&lt;br /&gt;-Frye's 21st birthday and her new hair-man.&lt;br /&gt;-The amount of hyphenated words in this list.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2915698405055479270-5409511481831560825?l=jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/feeds/5409511481831560825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2915698405055479270&amp;postID=5409511481831560825' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/5409511481831560825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/5409511481831560825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/2008/11/all-my-life-i-didnt-know-if-nina-simone.html' title='All my life, I didn&apos;t know if Nina Simone was a man or a woman'/><author><name>Jennington Savagery</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16385531384641979226</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX6MiP4n9I/AAAAAAAAAAk/cxYZJSgt6Ng/S220/chewie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2915698405055479270.post-8037363630227467857</id><published>2008-11-06T11:47:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-06T11:58:19.699-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='regrets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='metallica'/><title type='text'>Obey your master.  Master.</title><content type='html'>Yes, I am listening to Metallica.  Yes, I am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So my life is a clusterfuck.  Don't know what else to say about that really.&lt;br /&gt;I want to be able to look back on my college years and have no regrets, have no thoughts of, "Man, I wish I would've done that when I had the chance."  That's not healthy, and I don't want to think that even once.&lt;br /&gt;So I won't.&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully I will be understood.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2915698405055479270-8037363630227467857?l=jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/feeds/8037363630227467857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2915698405055479270&amp;postID=8037363630227467857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/8037363630227467857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/8037363630227467857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/2008/11/obey-your-master-master.html' title='Obey your master.  Master.'/><author><name>Jennington Savagery</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16385531384641979226</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX6MiP4n9I/AAAAAAAAAAk/cxYZJSgt6Ng/S220/chewie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2915698405055479270.post-1958884447147117795</id><published>2008-10-28T11:19:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-28T11:23:19.173-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ASSHOLE'/><title type='text'>Really kind of stupid.</title><content type='html'>So.&lt;br /&gt;I've lived in this dorm for 2 semesters now and I've always felt pretty secure here.&lt;br /&gt;I found out last night that there is a beer snatcher lurking in these walls.  Not just beer, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;MY&lt;/span&gt; beer.  Stolen from &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;MY &lt;/span&gt;closet. &lt;br /&gt;So it doesn't matter all that much.  Whomever stole $7-worth of High Life.  What I'm a little peaved about is that someone came into our room and took something from us while we weren't here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Plus the little shit left the box there with one beer for me.  You think you're so smart, you little fuck.&lt;br /&gt;Anyway.&lt;br /&gt;Going to vote tomorrow :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2915698405055479270-1958884447147117795?l=jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/feeds/1958884447147117795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2915698405055479270&amp;postID=1958884447147117795' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/1958884447147117795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/1958884447147117795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/2008/10/really-kind-of-stupid.html' title='Really kind of stupid.'/><author><name>Jennington Savagery</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16385531384641979226</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX6MiP4n9I/AAAAAAAAAAk/cxYZJSgt6Ng/S220/chewie.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2915698405055479270.post-2782015063266953429</id><published>2008-10-27T13:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-27T13:35:41.678-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NIXON'/><title type='text'>Technicolor Nixon</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX7y6OPAoI/AAAAAAAAAA8/IXUlc3KzvnA/s1600-h/DSCI0032.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX7y6OPAoI/AAAAAAAAAA8/IXUlc3KzvnA/s320/DSCI0032.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5261888591693283970" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's for sale.  He wants to be inside your house.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2915698405055479270-2782015063266953429?l=jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/feeds/2782015063266953429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2915698405055479270&amp;postID=2782015063266953429' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/2782015063266953429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2915698405055479270/posts/default/2782015063266953429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jenningtonsavagery.blogspot.com/2008/10/technicolor-nixon.html' title='Technicolor Nixon'/><author><name>Jennington Savagery</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16385531384641979226</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX6MiP4n9I/AAAAAAAAAAk/cxYZJSgt6Ng/S220/chewie.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hnAYYUg9eV0/SQX7y6OPAoI/AAAAAAAAAA8/IXUlc3KzvnA/s72-c/DSCI0032.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
